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Anthrax Scare in Knoxville

Tennessee Volunteers' football practice was delayed on Thursday for nearly
two hours in Knoxville. One of the players, while on his way to the locker
room happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Fulmer immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in
to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance
unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI
Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the
substance again.

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1st official re-cycling of the Bengals joke.

Posted by Shawn Levasseur on 11/02 at 03:00 PM

Don't all football jokes begin as Bengals jokes?

Posted by Kyle Z on 11/02 at 03:16 PM

C'mon. This has been sent around the world a couple of times about every SEC team and probably every team) in the last year.

Posted by teragrinch on 11/02 at 04:18 PM

I thought it was a Steelers joke, seemed to fit Kordell. My bad.

Posted by jd on 11/02 at 05:51 PM

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