Shots Across the Bow

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From the latest "Trial of the Century!"
<"At one point she was explaining that she was getting in character for a role as a kleptomaniac," Parker testified. "She wanted to see what it was like to shoplift."

According to Rainey's testimony on Wednesday, the upcoming movie was, alternately, Shopgirl, based on the Steve Martin (news) novel, or White Jazz, based on the James Elroy novel. Both movies are indeed being produced. Neither happens to star Ryder.

New definition: Pulling a Ryder, v. attempting to use your occupation to cover up extremely stupid actions. see doing a Clinton.
ex. "Excuse me miss, but I have a role in an upcoming movie playing Hugh Hefner, and you'd be wonderful way for me to research my character."
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