Shots Across the Bow

From my Email

A few thoughts to make your Monday go a little better:

A day without sunshine is, like, night.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
A clear conscience is usually an early warning sign of Alzheimer's.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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It is the job of government to protect its members from the actions of others. It is not the job of the government to protect its members from their own actions. That's the difference between being a citizen and a subject.

Bible Verse of the Day

“These commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up.”