Shots Across the Bow

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This man must be stopped!

Forget Saddam, Osama, Kim Jong, and the rest of those guys. The man I'm about to expose has caused more damage to the world than all those folks put together. I'm talking about Mike Darnell, head of Fox's reality TV programming, and the man responsible for bringing us "Who wants to Marry a Millionaire," "Celebrity Boxing" 1 and 2, and "Boot Camp," among others. These offenses alone are worthy of pre-emptive military action, but this diabolical genius has conceived a plot so foul, so utterly horrifying that the devil himself is quaoted as saying "Mike is BAD!"
What is this heartless monster planning?
Memo to Deborah Gibson, Gerardo and any former New Kid on the Block not named Donnie: Call your agents -- now.

Fox is developing a summer reality series that would give washed-up pop idols a chance to kick-start their careers. The show, tentatively titled "Second Chance," would mix the retro appeal of VH1's "Behind the Music" with the talent show and audience interaction elements of Fox's supersmash "American Idol."

The return of Tiffani, Debbie Gibson, Taco, Terry Jacks (arggghhhh!), Menudo, Donnie Osmond, the Bay City Rollers, Scott Baio, everybody who ever sang disco, it's just too horrible to think about.
I urge all of you reading this now, all 10-15 of you, to write to your Congressman, to the President, to the UN, anybody you can think of. Mike Darnell must be stopped immediately, using all available methods. Write today; the sanity you save may be your own.....
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"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more...I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna ta.....
Peter Finch in Network the hills
Posted by bob in the hills  on  11/01  at  08:00 PM

GOOD GOD!!!! Next Leaf Garret will be back, along with Rick James, and even worse than Donnie Osmond was Rickie Osmond. (Marie Osmond IS good to look at at least!) After that, we can surely expect another re-cap of Solid Gold hosted by the ever so annoying Rick Dees,...PLEASE!!!! Although I do have to admit that I liked the Solid Gold Dancers, but not much else. As far as Rick James, we can do without another outbreak of "jerry curls!!"
Posted by Butchmule  on  11/03  at  02:47 AM

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