
#5. If Sarah Palin leaves her clothes behind, I want to be where she is!

#4. The SDS rejected my application for still having all my own fingers.

#3. The real Sarah is much more attractive. And smarter.

#2. I left all my tacky T-shirts in Pigeon Forge for tourons like her.

#1. Anybody who thinks this is appropriate doesn't deserve to be anywhere near children or sharp objects, much less the highest office in the land.