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Your Euro at work

This tells me all I need to know about the eventual fate of the European Union:
FARMERS throughout the country have 90 days to put a toy in every pigsty or face up to three months in jail.
The new ruling from Brussels, which is to become law in Britain next week, is to keep pigs happy and prevent them chewing each other.

Official instructions to farmers are to give pigs “environmental enrichment” by providing “manipulable material”, which the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs last night defined as balls.


I was going to add a funny tagline, but I can't think of anything funnier than the story itself....
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